A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’ The father replied, ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’
Month: June 2009
Kaylee Rae Hodge 
Introducing Kaylee Rae Hodge. We arrived at the Rotorua Hospital just before 11am on the morning of June 18, 2009. We were quickly shown to our room (room nine) in the perinatal ward of the hospital as the birthing ward was all full up. After some initial consults from staff midwifes, the anesthialogist and the… Continue reading Kaylee Rae Hodge
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“For sale,” read the ad in our hospital’s weekly newsletter, “sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn once, by mistake.” My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood.”How convenient,” she said. “I can walk to it!” Prior to his biopsy, a patient confessed to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Baby 2.0
This time tomorrow, we’ll have another child. Kim is going into hospital tomorrow morning for an elective cesarean (c-section) operation in the afternoon. I’m not sure who’s more nervous, last time I nearly passed out. But with the help of our Midwife Midhusband Graham, I’m hoping to stand up and watch the baby being removed… Continue reading Baby 2.0
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What’s Irish and out all night? Patty O’Furniture My doctor said I was paranoid… well, he didn’t actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they’re all going to be cured anyway. News Flash …. this just in. The world’s religious leaders have issued a joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the aporkalypse. Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
$1,300 dollar reason to be on Twitter
If there was any time to embrace technology and social networking, medic now is that time. I logged into Twitter at work today at the start of my lunch break (of course), discount and checked my saved search for Rotorua. I quickly discovered some new promotion Vodafone was doing around the country, apoplectic Find the… Continue reading $1,300 dollar reason to be on Twitter
Eilidh Sutherland Hodge
My brother Croydon and his wife Fiona gave birth to their first baby girl last night in Nelson Hospital. We got a txt from Croydon yesterday afternoon saying that Fiona’s water had broke the day before and that they were heading to Nelson to get induced at 4:30pm.
Jizz In My Pants 
My brother Jason showed me this video today and I haven’t been able to stop laughing about it since. Keep a look out for the facial expressions!