Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Our new Kindergarten class returned to school for their second day. A little boy sitting at the front, with a concerned look on his face, put up his hand. "Will any of us graduate today?" he asked. Some bad puns I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, butit turned out to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You’ll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Husband is prone to dislocating his kneecap when he over exerts himself, and wife is familiar with the urgency of relocating said kneecap. The cure is to place the lower leg on the same plane as the upper leg in very short time so the offending kneecap will slide back into position. Two of our… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password……. she said that it had to be at least eight characters long. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Following the promotion of “Talk like a Pirate Day” last week, I am grateful to Nathan who sent me a graph to demonstrate that there is clear correlation between global warming and the decline of pirates!.. Let me know if you would like a copy. About Generation Y on the TODAY SHOW…" let’s face it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local pub reads "Be safe: Don’t drink and drive. But please still drink." When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he’s told not to worry. "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl,"she says, "and she will want to know everything about… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Auckland? A. A weekend! Q. What do you call Maoris on Prozac? A. Once we’re worriers "To promote the use of clean energy, a Swiss adventurist is going to fly around the world in a solar-powered airplane. He’s just praying that nothing bad will… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on’. Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop’. Customer: ‘OK’. Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’. Customer:… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies