A woman confided to her girlfriend, “My ex-husband wants to marry me again.” The friend said, “How flattering.” The woman replied, “Not really. I think he’s after the money I married him for.” “Nice threads, man,” commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. “Where’d you pick ’em up?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Monday Funnies
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister made purchases at various chains and then reported back to supervisors on the clerks’ performances. After a few weeks, I asked her if she was enjoying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Time for a Little Johnny ON MATH A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I dialled a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” The irony of life… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.” –Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values” to Uncle Fester. A woman’s husband dies. He had left $50,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that “there… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked. “Yes,” the girl replied. “Did it hurt?” “No.” “Really? Which bone did you break?” “My sister’s arm.” A three year study was just completed on… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, “What… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. Why was Roberto Benigni the last Italian to be nominated for an Academy Award? A. Because all the best Italian actors are on the soccer field. …. Bill Fagan… letters to The Age “Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.” — I.F. Stone Ham and eggs. A day’s… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fat Controller 
Good for a Giggle… [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] The Fat Controller [/coolplayer]