These come care of Jane, my sister-in-law Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit?… Continue reading Time for a bit of Q&A
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, “C’MON! blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian This lady goes to the pharmacy to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance. “I’m looking for some deodorant for my new husband,” she says, “but I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scoprio Sagittarius Capricorn How about some golf quips Lee Trevino: “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Unknown . “Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Funny but true My friend has an ultralight aircraft. These can and sometimes do have motor or structural failures while in flight and while normally a safe forced landing can be made, many operators opt for a spring loaded parachute. This canister attaches to the strut and in the event of an unrecoverable flight problem… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. What do you call a woman who… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An American journalist was stopped at a Russian checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya. The Russian soldier said, “Get out of the car and open the trunk!” The American replied, “I’m sorry, but the handbrake on the car is broken. I can’t take my foot off the brake or it’ll roll back down the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
7 Kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you… Continue reading 7 Kinds of Sex