"You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." —Dolly Parton When I was in an antique shop in a Victorian country town recently I saw this sign…. “Any unsupervised children will be given unlimited red cordial and told they can take a cute puppy home.†"According to Glamour magazine, 83 percent of… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies – Easter Double Up (Part Two)
Tag: Jokes & Humour
UK Quiz Answers
Some of these are hilarious, I ended up crying with laughter…. enjoy UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University… Continue reading UK Quiz Answers
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.” “But how do you know when… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies are back for 2008!
True story… I was just reading the local paper. The article I was looking at was titled “Unwanted dogs dumped”. It was written by David Catt! A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck I’ve had today! What… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies are back for 2008!
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Stress Buster No. 39 Energise with achievements. As the year draws to a close, make time to reflect on all you’ve achieved this year personally and as a family. Make a list to share, discuss and celebrate. On a queue in a bookshop yesterday, Patricia decided to have a bit of a grumble with the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for the princely sum of $10. I named him Mohammed. This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30. My question is, “Have I made a prophet?” A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 37 Reduce stress at Christmas by reducing your expectations. This can apply to the behaviour of family members, gifts you give and receive, food preparation and expressions of gratitude. A Christmas Story from James The three wise men were riding their camels through the desert to Bethlehem. Finally they arrived at the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 36 “The highest drug in the world is givingâ€. Patch Adams. When we do a good deed we feel good, today find a way of doing something special for someone else. For example… Praise people, smile at a stranger, make a coffee for someone busier than you, thank people or let someone… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Flight of the Conchords – Business Time 
Jason told me about this while they were over the other night, health this is funny as hell! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
Bush on Global Warming
Very funny httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWdiHtv6T6s