Two funnies form my teaching days. “The knife was conceived in his swag.” ….. English Lesson and "Oh, accouchement leave is when you’re leaving to have a baby? Is that why we say ‘couchie, couchie, coo’ to babies?" …… Maternity Leave farewell comment from one of my Year 9 students – True story. Tea break… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man’s car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, “That’s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?” “I’ll tell you one thing for sure,” said the girl coolly, “It wasn’t opportunity.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stop Press Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York …. now this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I had forgotten to get my estrogen patch prescription re- filled, and soon the symptoms of menopause–hot flashes, forgetfulness and irritability returned. At the pharmacy, I found myself telling the pharmacist all about my problems. After listening patiently, he asked, “Just out of interest, how many people asked you to get this refilled? “There are… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I purchased a Teddy Bear this morning for the princely sum of $10. I named him Mohammed. This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30. My question is, “Have I made a prophet?” A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 36 “The highest drug in the world is givingâ€. Patch Adams. When we do a good deed we feel good, today find a way of doing something special for someone else. For example… Praise people, smile at a stranger, make a coffee for someone busier than you, thank people or let someone… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 35 Things people hate, part 2. We’ve included a few more for this week, but we’d love you to send in the favourite things that YOU hate. Being corrected for a mispronounced word. Being pushed into something you don’t want to do. Being corrected for a mispronounced word. People whispering or rustling… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 21. Make friends. Make time for friends. Surround yourself with their photos to remind you to call them up and see them. The young woman really thought she’d been very patient through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage. One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies