A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here." Puzzled,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A frog walks into his local bank branch, asks for the loans officer. He goes in, sits on her desk, and sees shes called Patricia Whack. He asks her for a $50,000 loan to do a world cruise. She asks what security he has and he produces a 4 cm pink porcelain elephant and says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:"IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"The Trainer smiling replies:" The ATM machine outside the gym…" "Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks."
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.‘Why?’ my daughter asked.‘Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The funniest thing I heard this week was a mother calling into a radio station complaining about the school holidays.She said, “Life is short… but school holidays seem to go on forever!” Another woman suggested that all you need is a large supply of riddles…. Here is one from Joy… Q. How do Teddy Bears… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies