A young son asked, ‘Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?’Dad replied, ‘That happens in every country, son.’ Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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This proves that commonsense is not very common. My dad was booked to go on a trip and as a precaution he took out travel insurance unfortunately he died suddenly but when we activated the travel insurance we had to prove he was too sick to go on the trip, I gave them the death… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I just had a visit to a year 4 class and they were talking about the breaking news that we had a new Prime Minister. When I asked if they knew the person’s name a little girl responded hesitantly "Um… Jule, Julie, Julia, Julia….Um Gill, Gill, Julia Gill???" when one of the boys piped up… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them." -Unknown "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." –P. J.O’Rourke At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Canada could have had French culture, American know-how, and English government. Instead it got French government, English know-how, and American culture." –John Colombo While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
So many Swine Flu jokes already…. The swine flu pundemic SYMPTOMS: Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers. Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar. Bad temper: things start to easily rind you up. Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot. Chills: Feeling like you need to hog the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies