"According to the National Institute of Health, as people age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They say older people become less excited when they win some- thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game." -Jay Leno I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Author: Adrian Hodge
Tweets for the week ending 2010-10-10
I'm a Homo Interneticus! #bbcrevolution # Shame, hospital @BreakfastonOne won't be the same without Paul Henry. Ready for a ratings drop? Wonder if @tv3nz will bring back Sunrise. # Lunch with the Lloyd's (@ McDonalds) http://4sq.com/arTI3S # @LiquorlandNZ in reply to LiquorlandNZ #
Tweets for the week ending 2010-10-03
Coffee with the family in the beautiful sun (@ Shadehouse Cafe) http://4sq.com/cmxYDv # Dinner for the troops (@ Domino's Pizza) http://4sq.com/d9FO3o # lol @LiquorlandNZ Gotta close Tweetdeck and forget about twitter for a few hours ah? #
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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was awake." "According to the ‘Wall Street Journal’, researchers at Harvard have found an enzyme in the brain that regulates obesity. They said if it wasn’t for our brains, we would all be thin.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2010-09-26
Just saw the @tv3nz Shweeb at @Agroventures clip and they used my YouTube clip as b-roll! http://youtu.be/GDpwkZirSNU # @xmadsinx all I see is a bunch of boxes stacked up. Well done on the tower of boxes though! Impressive balance up against the wall. 😉 in reply to xmadsinx # Managing kids while wife shops (@… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2010-09-26
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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2010-09-19
Score!! Half price weekday lift pass for @MountRuapehu http://ow.ly/2G1IT Thanks @grab_one! # @xmadsinx clock running fast? in reply to xmadsinx # The #stormofthecentury has hit Rotorua. Wind gusts and torrential rain. Batten down the hatches me hearties! # 104% of your RDI of saturated fat from one item. It tasted GOOD!! http://twitpic.com/2p7g7s #
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My 8 year old daughter returned to school after a week off due to the earthquake. They were asked to share their stories of the morning of the earthquake. According to her classmate, also aged 8, her father ran out to rescue the dog and the cat leaving her in her bed – where she… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2010-09-12
Anyone know how get the Facebook like-box opaque using XFBML? Defaults to transparent # You beauties #allblacks ! 23-22 #wallabies 5 mins left! # #ALLBLACKS # Ditto @jennifernz, capsule was a pleasant surprise to see you guys. If we don't see you before your trip, have a great one! in reply to jennifernz #
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”Working in customer service at Vision Australia, I received a call from a lady who said she had been diagnosed with something that sounded like ‘immaculate conception’,”writes Jane, of Enfield. ”After some discussion, we agreed that it was probably macular degeneration, a leading cause of vision loss for people aged over 75. After further discussion… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies