“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian This lady goes to the pharmacy to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance. “I’m looking for some deodorant for my new husband,” she says, “but I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: September 2006
Joshua Ethan Hodge Progress
Hey Everyone. Just had a midwife appointment at 10am, Joshua is now fully engaged and could come anytime. Kim is officially 38 weeks tomorrow, so we continue to play the waiting game. Kim has starting having more intense braxton hicks, which is a sign that her uterus muscles are getting ready for the big push.… Continue reading Joshua Ethan Hodge Progress
Be Strong Honey
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of… Continue reading Be Strong Honey
Uses of Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks… Continue reading Uses of Vaseline
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named FRANK who was visiting Phoenix, Durban, South Africa. "Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer… Continue reading Inexperienced Curry Taster
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scoprio Sagittarius Capricorn How about some golf quips Lee Trevino: “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Unknown . “Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
First Time Dad 
I thought this was rather good. This will be me soon! [coolplayer width=”400″ height=”272″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/FirstTimeDad.flv [/coolplayer]
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Funny but true My friend has an ultralight aircraft. These can and sometimes do have motor or structural failures while in flight and while normally a safe forced landing can be made, many operators opt for a spring loaded parachute. This canister attaches to the strut and in the event of an unrecoverable flight problem… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks 
Here we go folks – Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks tonight, discount in the flesh. Slide the bar side to side to turn Kim around to view her at all angles. How cool is that!! – Let me know what you think – leave a comment. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.adrianhodge.com/flash/36weekRotate.swf” height=”350″ width=”300″ /]
Interesting Site of the Week
Weird, sale but strangely amusing… http://www.games1.org/games/reactioneffect.swf