One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he made a bundle. My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four policemen and a dog.
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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was awake." "According to the ‘Wall Street Journal’, researchers at Harvard have found an enzyme in the brain that regulates obesity. They said if it wasn’t for our brains, we would all be thin.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on’. Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop’. Customer: ‘OK’. Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’. Customer:… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny’s at it again….. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see… Continue reading Little Johnny Jokes
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"Don’t worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomor- row you worried about yesterday." My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center. One winter afternoon she was trying to show a young boy how to zip up his coat. "The secret," Mom said, "is to get this piece of the zipper to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Absolute best Little Johnny joke
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad… Continue reading Absolute best Little Johnny joke
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Stress Buster No. 22. Get a health check. There are many disorders that initially do not have any obvious physical symptoms. For example you could be walking around with diabetes, high blood pressure or kidney disease and not know it. You’ll need to ask for an extended appointment with your GP when you book. I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Time for a Little Johnny ON MATH A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies