A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change “y” to “i” and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.” — Don Herold A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Some workmen are working at a building site opposite the home of a little four year old boy. Each lunchtime, the workmen sit down in the street to have their lunch and the little boy joins them. One day, his mother asks him what he wants in his sandwich. He asks for a plain old… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Poor Paddy’s Hangover
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung… Continue reading Poor Paddy’s Hangover
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The Chinese have finally done it. They now have the most sought after capability of modern technology. They can deliver take-out to the International Space Station. In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. “Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore” Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I Hear Someone Coming
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The young man smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with… Continue reading I Hear Someone Coming
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“The next great civilization to arise was Ancient Greece, which came up with an exciting new governing concept called “democracy,” from the Greek words dem, meaning “everybody gets to vote,” and ocracy, meaning “except of course women, slaves and poor people.” –Dave Barry A very elderly but bright-eyed gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Thursday Easter Holiday Funnies
“Woohoo…Now I can wear heels!” —Nicole Kidman on divorcing Tom Cruise We were trying to save money as the mortgage payments were pretty tough to work with. As you know I don’t drink that much – maybe a slab or two on the weekends with the boys. As a cost saving she told me we… Continue reading Thursday Easter Holiday Funnies
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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for the first physical exam of her life. After checking all her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, “Well, Running Doe, you’re in fine health. I could find no problems with your health, but did notice one abnormality.” “Oh, what is that, Doctor?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies