Bob moved in with his girlfriend and her enormous collection of old magazines. They took up an entire room. Her girlfriend is fond of playing online slots that is why she loved claiming slot deposit bonuses every time she encountered one. “It’s me or the magazines,” Bob insisted. When she refused to part with any… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"I was in Las Vegas over the weekend. I thought it would be empty with the economy the way it is. But it wasn’t. There were people everywhere. Turns out roulette is less risky than the stock market." -Craig Ferguson Some things never change—but the terminology often does.Author Cindy Chupack has coined these useful neologisms… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy sees a beautiful, young woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?" "Well," she says looking him up and down, "for the first half of it, I wasn’t even born." A friend’s young daughter heard a riddle in kindergarten… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What’s Irish and out all night? Patty O’Furniture My doctor said I was paranoid… well, he didn’t actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson! I beg of you, bring him back." And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies