An American journalist was stopped at a Russian checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya. The Russian soldier said, “Get out of the car and open the trunk!” The American replied, “I’m sorry, but the handbrake on the car is broken. I can’t take my foot off the brake or it’ll roll back down the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
7 Kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you… Continue reading 7 Kinds of Sex
Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. You know, Harvey, “she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs… Continue reading Harvey and Gladys
Baby Countdown
If your curious as too how far pregnant Kim is and when she is due, decease then here is your answer… Found this cool baby countdown on lilypie.com after buying some Pumpkin Patch gear off a lady from TradeMe. She had these images in her email signature of how old her children were, so I… Continue reading Baby Countdown
The Fabulous Monday Funnies
A woman confided to her girlfriend, “My ex-husband wants to marry me again.” The friend said, “How flattering.” The woman replied, “Not really. I think he’s after the money I married him for.” “Nice threads, man,” commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. “Where’d you pick ’em up?”… Continue reading The Fabulous Monday Funnies
FUKITOL 
Dont you wish you could go down to your local chemist and pick up a pack of these…
The Picture of the Year
Being an up and coming father, this was really amazing… A picture began circulating in November. It should be “The Picture of the Year,” or perhaps, “Picture of the Decade.” It won’t be. In fact, unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probably would never have seen it. The… Continue reading The Picture of the Year
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister made purchases at various chains and then reported back to supervisors on the clerks’ performances. After a few weeks, I asked her if she was enjoying… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Pregnancy Test 
Thought this was a little topical, drug We ended up testing twice, order as we had an expired pregnancy test in the draw. Enjoy [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/blonde_meets_apple.flv [/coolplayer]
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Time for a Little Johnny ON MATH A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies