Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should be opened when she brings it Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. Why do… Continue reading Men strike back!
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor.” –Abe Lemons “I wrote a novel this year called, ‘Shop Girl,’ and several producers came to me and wanted to turn it into a movie. And I said, ‘If you think you’re going to take this book and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tough Love vs. Spanking
A psychological conundrum Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.” One method that I found effective for me, is to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and… Continue reading Tough Love vs. Spanking
Time for a bit of Q&A
These come care of Jane, my sister-in-law Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit?… Continue reading Time for a bit of Q&A
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Joshua Due Tomorrow
Due Day, Drop Day, call it want to call it, officially it’s tomorrow for little Joshua. That being said, our midwife thinks he’ll arrive next week, which would suit my parents just fine as they arrive into Rotorua on Wednesday next week for their 10 day, grandparent royal visit. Of course, Kim would like him… Continue reading Joshua Due Tomorrow
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, “C’MON! blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian This lady goes to the pharmacy to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance. “I’m looking for some deodorant for my new husband,” she says, “but I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Joshua Ethan Hodge Progress
Hey Everyone. Just had a midwife appointment at 10am, Joshua is now fully engaged and could come anytime. Kim is officially 38 weeks tomorrow, so we continue to play the waiting game. Kim has starting having more intense braxton hicks, which is a sign that her uterus muscles are getting ready for the big push.… Continue reading Joshua Ethan Hodge Progress
Be Strong Honey
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of… Continue reading Be Strong Honey