The Fabulous Friday Funnies

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive………………. So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!! Why did the guru refuse novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication. An American journalist was stopped at a Russian Checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Apple iPhone

I want one.. Due out in America in June, so we can expect to see it sometime next year most probably. Apparently going to be hugely expensive, so I can only assume that when it hits NZ it’ll be the same price as a deposit on a house! Some of the coolest things you can’t… Continue reading Apple iPhone

White Water Rafting – Kaituna River

Just got back from our White Water Rafting trip on the Kaituna River in Rotorua. Man, it was pretty awesome, we went over the largest commercially rafted waterfall in the world (according to their website) The company is called Raftabout, and they ran a pretty good operation out there. I was really impressed with the… Continue reading White Water Rafting – Kaituna River

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 7 Watch you language. The words you use to describe an experience can determine its intensity. “Inconvenient” instead of “disaster”. “Excited” for “stressed”. “Fascinated” for “frustrated”. Try it, you’ll feel the difference. “I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

How Fathers Think

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want… Continue reading How Fathers Think