The fortune teller looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. ‘There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.’ Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?A. A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari. One American to another: "I had trouble with a cheque I wrote last week" Second American: "Did it bounce?" First American: "No, the bank did" Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Bank failures in Japan from Dawn Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan . In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
52 things you would love to say out loud at work
I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’m really easy to get along with once you… Continue reading 52 things you would love to say out loud at work
Proper English
English Signs from Around the World In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR… Continue reading Proper English
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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I’m going to a lecture." "And who is going to give a lecture… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
36 Guidelines for Life
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you… Continue reading 36 Guidelines for Life
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On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no "I" in the word ‘marriage.’"’ The wife said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling." An elderly gentleman… Had serious… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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