The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.

Tweets for the week ending 2011-03-06

This place rocks! (@ Hodgeman Web & Design) http://4sq.com/dNuJw1 # I just became the mayor of Hodgeman Web & Design on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ii60w8 # Dinner for #TGIF takeaways!! (@ Domino's Pizza) http://4sq.com/fQfFmB # TGIF (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/gZdhOs #

Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-27

Breakfast brunch for Kim (@ Shadehouse Cafe) http://4sq.com/gvOLiW # I just became the mayor of Shadehouse Cafe on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cmxYDv # Great place for a coffee (@ Skyline Skyrides Luge) [pic]: http://4sq.com/dYy9yR # I've gone #redandblack to show my support for the people of Christchurch and to thank all the rescuers and people/companies helping out!… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-27

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Thought I would share this story from a class at a Secondary College. The Science Teacher brought the school goldfish back to the science room after the holidays. He told his Year 11 Biology Class that the fish “Amnesia” and “Dementia” were quite unhappy in the small aquarium in his shed during the holidays and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-20

Going to be an awesome day in Paeroa! (@ Mobil One Battle Of The Streets w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/h51MJS # Getting set up for a day of motorcycle racing! (@ Paeroa) http://4sq.com/i7baez # We're here for the Battle of the Streets!! (@ L&P Bottle) [pic]: http://4sq.com/fM641Q # Rain anyone? http://instagr.am/p/BsdPN/ #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?" "You shall know tonight", he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-13

Lovely day for a track day today! (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) [pic]: http://4sq.com/hlRPnE # Couldn't resist trying out the new iPhone app (@ Domino's Pizza) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ftHHaj # Great to see the Dominos Pizza iPhone App hit the NZ shores! http://j.mp/eH04ak # Highlight video of our recent holiday to Motueka @nelson_nz with @flyairnz #iphone4 http://youtu.be/77bdeqo52EA… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-13

Tweets for the week ending 2011-02-06

You know Raggamuffin is in town when @rotoruaNZ smells more like pot than sulphur! # I just ousted Peter A. as the mayor of Nando's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/95ZLe6 # Enjoy this weeks Fabulous Friday Funnies #TGIF http://bit.ly/guHoCb # Weird optical illusion of @flyairnz Q300 propeller blades appearing and spinning slowly http://youtu.be/78F18jGp98I #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, ‘Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.’ ‘Oh yeah?’ said Charlie, ‘And how did this one end?’ ‘When it was over,’ Mike replied, ‘She came to me on her hands and knees.’ ‘Really,’ said Charles, ‘Now that’s a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies