A great way to hear some of the absolutely fabulous stuff Homer has said over the many years.
Month: March 2007
White Water Rafting – Kaituna River
Just got back from our White Water Rafting trip on the Kaituna River in Rotorua. Man, it was pretty awesome, we went over the largest commercially rafted waterfall in the world (according to their website) The company is called Raftabout, and they ran a pretty good operation out there. I was really impressed with the… Continue reading White Water Rafting – Kaituna River
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 7 Watch you language. The words you use to describe an experience can determine its intensity. “Inconvenient” instead of “disaster”. “Excited” for “stressed”. “Fascinated” for “frustrated”. Try it, you’ll feel the difference. “I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 6 Don’t add to your stress. If you’re already stressed, this is not the time to take on extra work, renovate the house or end a relationship. Some things can wait. My friend and I were discussing where on our bodies would be the best place to apply the weight-loss patch we… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
How Fathers Think
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want… Continue reading How Fathers Think
Sparkling Wiggles 
This is so funny and is doing did the rounds on uTube Stupid YouTube took it down for a while cause it was offensive… So much PC bullshit around, pills almost as bad as that America dude Imus who got fired from his 20 year career job for saying Nappy Headed Hoes. httpv://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFRbHMrurk
Update 2nd Mar ’07
Wellity Wellity Wellity Happy birthday to our sister in law, Jane, who is celebrating her 30 something birthday today. Hope you have a fantastic day, and Jason spoils you rotten. My lovely wife celebrated her birthday on Tuesday this week, she was stoked to receive her first “Happy Birthday Mommy” card and present from Joshua.… Continue reading Update 2nd Mar ’07
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 5. Learn to say "no" When someone asks you to do something, before you agree to do it, ask yourself four questions: Have I got the time? Have I got the energy? Have I got the skills? Do I want to do it? "Did you all watch the Oscars last night? It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies