"A new study finds that people who are chipper and happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who are not chipper and happy want to kill people who are always chipper and happy." -David Letterman One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood! How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?They Take The Psychopath What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight," says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest. Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases. Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us! Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a map, compass, and set of directions? A. Lost. A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed–driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 36 “The highest drug in the world is givingâ€. Patch Adams. When we do a good deed we feel good, today find a way of doing something special for someone else. For example… Praise people, smile at a stranger, make a coffee for someone busier than you, thank people or let someone… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 32 Bad bosses are bad news. “Bad bosses are bad news, they can lead to stress and ill health.†Prof. Avni Sali, Gawler Foundation Conference. Some bosses are unaware of their difficult behaviour. Feedback sometimes helps, try the words, “I wonder if you realise that sometimes you….(voice your concern)?†Q. What is… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 30 Humour Days at work Fun decor, cartoon posters, jokes at meetings, balloons, funny hats, email humour, fun tea breaks, talent competitions, comedy DVDs, fun logos and signs, decorate lifts, award prizes for effort. Explain to people, we take our work seriously and ourselves a little less seriously. “Historic day at the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Haunting Questions
Worth thinking about… Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to? Once you’re in heaven, do you… Continue reading Haunting Questions
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Stress Buster No. 18 Be Creative “Without creativity there is only repetition and routine… creativity is needed for change, improvement and new directions.†(Edward de Bono). True Story My friend had Christmas one year with his brother at a beachside town. They cooked a whole snapper for tea – and brother complained about the bother… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies