Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessedit) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ‘Its golf balls’. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password……. she said that it had to be at least eight characters long. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Following the promotion of “Talk like a Pirate Day” last week, I am grateful to Nathan who sent me a graph to demonstrate that there is clear correlation between global warming and the decline of pirates!.. Let me know if you would like a copy. About Generation Y on the TODAY SHOW…" let’s face it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on’. Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop’. Customer: ‘OK’. Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’. Customer:… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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So many Swine Flu jokes already…. The swine flu pundemic SYMPTOMS: Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers. Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar. Bad temper: things start to easily rind you up. Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot. Chills: Feeling like you need to hog the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?A. A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari. One American to another: "I had trouble with a cheque I wrote last week" Second American: "Did it bounce?" First American: "No, the bank did" Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks. "I don’t know," the doctor replies. "It’s just a hunch." Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong!… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies