The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I’m going to a lecture." "And who is going to give a lecture… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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What’s the difference between Australia Post and an elephant? Dunno! Well I won’t ask you to go and post a letter!! Q. Why did the boy take toilet paper to the party? A. He was a real party pooper!!!!! Q. What did they call winnie the poo when he got run over. A.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.” “But how do you know when… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily. The next night the man and his wife were driving to a rest- aurant.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 37 Reduce stress at Christmas by reducing your expectations. This can apply to the behaviour of family members, gifts you give and receive, food preparation and expressions of gratitude. A Christmas Story from James The three wise men were riding their camels through the desert to Bethlehem. Finally they arrived at the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Middle Aged Quick Wit
A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was… Continue reading Middle Aged Quick Wit