Tag: Jokes & Humour

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is. "Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessedit) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ‘Its golf balls’. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies. ‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password……. she said that it had to be at least eight characters long. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"I was in Las Vegas over the weekend. I thought it would be empty with the economy the way it is. But it wasn’t. There were people everywhere. Turns out roulette is less risky than the stock market." -Craig Ferguson Some things never change—but the terminology often does.Author Cindy Chupack has coined these useful neologisms… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Following the promotion of “Talk like a Pirate Day” last week, I am grateful to Nathan who sent me a graph to demonstrate that there is clear correlation between global warming and the decline of pirates!.. Let me know if you would like a copy. About Generation Y on the TODAY SHOW…" let’s face it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them." -Unknown "Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs." –P. J.O’Rourke At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

These two girlfriends are very close, allowing them to be totally honest with each other. As one fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, she remarked, "I’m fat." "No, you’re not," the other scolded. "My hair is awful." "It looks just fine." "I’ve never looked worse," she whined. "Yes, you have,"… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

"Canada could have had French culture, American know-how, and English government. Instead it got French government, English know-how, and American culture." –John Colombo While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies