Good for a Giggle… [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] The Fat Controller [/coolplayer]
Tag: Humour
The Fat Controller
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change “y” to “i” and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.” — Don Herold A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Little Drummer Boy 
Thought this was bit of a laugh, order might have to do this with our baby once it is born. [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] Little Drummer Boy [/coolplayer]
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Some workmen are working at a building site opposite the home of a little four year old boy. Each lunchtime, the workmen sit down in the street to have their lunch and the little boy joins them. One day, his mother asks him what he wants in his sandwich. He asks for a plain old… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Poor Paddy’s Hangover
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung… Continue reading Poor Paddy’s Hangover
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Chinese have finally done it. They now have the most sought after capability of modern technology. They can deliver take-out to the International Space Station. In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. “Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
State of NZ Telecommunications
I switched to Telstra Clear for our home phone and broadband internet, have been since August 2005, we switched our cell phones to Vodafone in February this year. Because we feel Telecom had done nothing for us. I’m glad Telecom is suffering and loosing money after keeping NZ in the dark ages, local loop unbundling… Continue reading State of NZ Telecommunications
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore” Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I Hear Someone Coming
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The young man smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with… Continue reading I Hear Someone Coming