Time for a Little Johnny ON MATH A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I dialled a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” The irony of life… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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“You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.” –Raul Julia as Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values” to Uncle Fester. A woman’s husband dies. He had left $50,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that “there… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Zidane’s Head Butt in World Cup Final
You may have seen what happened on the news, order cialis You may have heard what happened from a friend, Now, with the help of modern technology, see what other countries saw happen in the World Cup Final! As seen by the Germans As seen by the French As seen by the Italians As seen… Continue reading Zidane’s Head Butt in World Cup Final
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While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked. “Yes,” the girl replied. “Did it hurt?” “No.” “Really? Which bone did you break?” “My sister’s arm.” A three year study was just completed on… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, “What… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
New Magazine Cover 
Just a funny cover of a magazine I got via email from a workmate ages ago, link just cleaning up my PC and thought it was worthy of addition to the blog. This is no reflection on my marriage, sale I love Kim, therapy she is such a cool person and we have so much… Continue reading New Magazine Cover
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Q. Why was Roberto Benigni the last Italian to be nominated for an Academy Award? A. Because all the best Italian actors are on the soccer field. …. Bill Fagan… letters to The Age “Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.” — I.F. Stone Ham and eggs. A day’s… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Guido Hatzis – ‘The Plumber’ 
This is some funny stuff, it just makes you laugh, mabe even cry with laughter. It’s an Australian guy who makes these prank phone calls. Some really funny stuff, I’ll post some of the others later, but this one is the best, by far. Track 10 off his ‘Do Not Talk Over Me’ album –… Continue reading Guido Hatzis – ‘The Plumber’
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On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. “You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies