Q: If you want to weigh a whale where would you take it. A: To a whale weigh station. Bella was terribly upset. Her fiance, Marvin, had been to a clinical psychologist, and the results were not entirely consoling. She said to her mother, “I’m not sure the marriage would be happy, Ma. The psychologist… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Men strike back!
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should be opened when she brings it Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. Why do… Continue reading Men strike back!
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You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor.” –Abe Lemons “I wrote a novel this year called, ‘Shop Girl,’ and several producers came to me and wanted to turn it into a movie. And I said, ‘If you think you’re going to take this book and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tough Love vs. Spanking
A psychological conundrum Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.” One method that I found effective for me, is to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and… Continue reading Tough Love vs. Spanking
Time for a bit of Q&A
These come care of Jane, my sister-in-law Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit?… Continue reading Time for a bit of Q&A
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Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, “C’MON! blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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“The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —George Deukmejian This lady goes to the pharmacy to buy her husband some toiletries. A clerk comes up to her and asks if she needs some assistance. “I’m looking for some deodorant for my new husband,” she says, “but I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scoprio Sagittarius Capricorn How about some golf quips Lee Trevino: “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Unknown . “Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
First Time Dad 
I thought this was rather good. This will be me soon! [coolplayer width=”400″ height=”272″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/FirstTimeDad.flv [/coolplayer]