My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Putting on my wrinkle cream," I answered. "Oh," she said, walking away. "I thought they were natural." An Arab Sheikh’s son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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During one ‘generation gap’ quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I’ll never find them here at home, so I’m leaving. Don’t try and stop me!" With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind. "Didn’t you hear what I said? I’ve… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens. "That’s so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." James Holt… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Cake or death? 
httpv://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg Thorn2200, the user who posted this, is very talented and I think he’s done an awesome job of animating Eddie Lizzard’s stand-up comedy using Lego characters. Check out all his videos here.
Gish
Funny stuff by a NZ comedian. Great covers, recipe really talented, so funny… Enjoy. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Babypu3kT68