Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest. Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases. Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us! Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative. Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: ‘Shovel Off Two Buffaloes’ and ‘Honey, Suck a Rose.’" My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
In the sauna – TODAY Enjoying a sauna can be your reward for having a decent workout and it’s worth taking the time to do this, to detoxify, relax and feel great! It’s also a FUN way to have a chat with others. You actually hear some priceless things like I heard TODAY between eight… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency. During the discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?" The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, "Probably 20 to life." I… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson! I beg of you, bring him back." And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his on. "What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, …bless… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was that for?’ he asked. ‘That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,’ she replied. ‘Two weeks ago when… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stock market quote of the week “This is worse than a divorce… I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have my wife.” "It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." —Mark Twain An engineer was crossing a road one day, when… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The fortune teller looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. ‘There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.’ Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies