Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks… Continue reading Uses of Vaseline
Author: Adrian Hodge
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named FRANK who was visiting Phoenix, Durban, South Africa. "Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer… Continue reading Inexperienced Curry Taster
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scoprio Sagittarius Capricorn How about some golf quips Lee Trevino: “You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.” Unknown . “Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
First Time Dad 
I thought this was rather good. This will be me soon! [coolplayer width=”400″ height=”272″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/FirstTimeDad.flv [/coolplayer]
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Funny but true My friend has an ultralight aircraft. These can and sometimes do have motor or structural failures while in flight and while normally a safe forced landing can be made, many operators opt for a spring loaded parachute. This canister attaches to the strut and in the event of an unrecoverable flight problem… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks 
Here we go folks – Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks tonight, discount in the flesh. Slide the bar side to side to turn Kim around to view her at all angles. How cool is that!! – Let me know what you think – leave a comment. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.adrianhodge.com/flash/36weekRotate.swf” height=”350″ width=”300″ /]
Interesting Site of the Week
Weird, sale but strangely amusing… http://www.games1.org/games/reactioneffect.swf
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. Q. What do you call a woman who… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Bursting thru… 
So, now Kim is 34 weeks pregnant. She’s totally over the whole experience now, and just wants the little guy to come out of there. Kim the trooper is dealing with Joshua giving her a tummy beating, pains, cramps, trouble getting up, turning over in bed… you name it. I can only sit by and… Continue reading Bursting thru…