I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. "Going out?" I called to them hopefully. "No," said the man. "Just friends."
Author: Adrian Hodge
Tweets for the week (2011-05-23)
Picking up the DVD we won the other night! Thanks to Layla from @MovieTimeNZ (@ Movietime) [pic]: http://4sq.com/kE1pox # Joshua's new 16" wheels (@ Cyclezone Rotorua) [pic]: http://4sq.com/lmYiCp # Caramel, capsule Caramel, Caramel! (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/jgOxKe # This one's for you @RotoruaAirport RT @gillypip: is there free WiFi at Rotorua airport??? If not why not?… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-05-23)
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" The other replied, "You’re darn right we’re poisonous! We’re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?" To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
Tweets for the week ending 2011-05-15
Watching the #MotoGP qualifying at #LeMan Casey Stoner @HRC_MotoGP #FTW ! # Religious Friday Morning Caramel Latte (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/k7Guqd # #TGIF Hope you all enjoy this week's Fabulous Friday Funnies http://bit.ly/lIyFlh # Bahahaha… RT @GlennQuagmireFG: New Sex Position. 'The Osama' – Burst into the bedroom and shoot your load in her face. #
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour. Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!" "Sorry," he replied, "it’s… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2011-05-08
Wonderful hidden gem over looking lake Rotorua (@ Third Place Cafe) [pic]: http://4sq.com/l1ITye # #TGIF – Enjoy this weeks Friday Funnies #jokes #humour #comedy # Nothing beats a hot @Starbucks coffee on a cold, site wet day! (@ Starbucks) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ieTLyF # Absolute stunning day in @rotoruaNZ today! (@ Rotorua Information Center) [pic]: http://4sq.com/l0wHbx #
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.‘Why?’ my daughter asked.‘Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2011-05-01
Burning off some energy with the kids (@ Chipmunks) [pic]: http://4sq.com/iUsjgO # Wouldn't have wanted to be a bell-ringer. 3 hours to go. stuff that! #rwnz # Wills and Kate are just out the back logging into Facebook to update their relationship statuses #rwnz # Did they really need to say "for richer, capsule for… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-05-01
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."—Jim Bishop "Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the
Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-24
Just like Snoop Dog said, ‘gonna make you sweat’ (@ Fit As A Fiddle) [pic]: http://4sq.com/f5I2BY # I just became the mayor of Fit As A Fiddle on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f8265v # Excited about the prospects of browsing and remote recording @SKYNZ with their new iPhone App. Thks @hoohaaNZ http://txt.hm/skyapp # NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-24