On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Author: Adrian Hodge
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A frog walks into his local bank branch, asks for the loans officer. He goes in, sits on her desk, and sees shes called Patricia Whack. He asks her for a $50,000 loan to do a world cruise. She asks what security he has and he produces a 4 cm pink porcelain elephant and says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week (2011-06-30)
Think I'm having more fun with #photobooth on the iPad2 than the kids… # Heading home (@ Wellington International Airport Ltd Corporate Office) [pic]: http://4sq.com/mPhoNl # Dinner out in Hanmer Springs. (@ Robbies Bar & Bistro) [pic]: http://4sq.com/jtCWVZ # 360 degree panorama outside the Heritage #Hanmer Springs http://360.io/3RKGz6 #
Little Drummer Girl
Your browser does not support the video tag Kaylee loves AC/DC. Managed to snap this clip of her making all the right actions and playing the fool while up on my desk at home.
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A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:"IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"The Trainer smiling replies:" The ATM machine outside the gym…" "Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks."
Tweets for the week (2011-06-13)
Feedback form sent @CocaCola, buy but not sure you'll receive it as I got this #fail message. http://yfrog.com/gy6w1up # Is @cocacola bottling @pepsi now? Just opened a 1.5lt Coke and it tastes like rubbish! # My copy of @AdobeNZ #CS5 5 just arrived! Woot! http://t.co/0M63542 # Starting to 2nd guess the flight to Christchurch on… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-06-13)
Fabulous Friday Funnies
Taken from a question and answer style internal news story following the Canterbury earthquake in February. “Two chaps were walking towards me down Hereford street in the direct aftermath of the earthquake. One of them looked devastated, and his mate was consoling him with the words “You’ll just have to get used to it, she’s… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week (2011-06-06)
Flying solo (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/jLIXhn # Enjoy this weeks' Fabulous Friday Funnies http://bit.ly/iOuAY6 #TGIF # Did you know that a recent study shows that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy # Nice quite day at the lake front playground (@ Volcanic Playground) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ml41Ps #
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Did you know that a recent study shows that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy Sky news report. The USA have intensified their attack on Libya.They sent in another 3 ships – 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack.
Tweets for the week (2011-05-30)
Waiting for my mayor special, healing no fees! (@ Westpac) http://4sq.com/kAbnY4 # What's the cure for Mondayitis? (@ Rotorua Information Center) http://4sq.com/igisxO # The Monaco @F1 has to be, without a doubt, the most amazing street race in the world! # Stand by me http://instagr.am/p/E0x3c/ #