Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest. Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases. Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us! Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tag: Jokes & Humour
Merry Christmas from the Hodges
The boys and girls over at JibJab have been busy improving on last years Elf Yourself. Last year it was a funny way of sending Christmas wishes to friends and family by uploading your face and cropping it to fit, then the application puts your face on a elf, dancing away to a Christmas song.… Continue reading Merry Christmas from the Hodges
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative. Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: ‘Shovel Off Two Buffaloes’ and ‘Honey, Suck a Rose.’" My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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In the sauna – TODAY Enjoying a sauna can be your reward for having a decent workout and it’s worth taking the time to do this, to detoxify, relax and feel great! It’s also a FUN way to have a chat with others. You actually hear some priceless things like I heard TODAY between eight… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson! I beg of you, bring him back." And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his on. "What’s wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, …bless… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was that for?’ he asked. ‘That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,’ she replied. ‘Two weeks ago when… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Q. What is the difference between a pigeon and a merchant banker?A. A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Ferrari. One American to another: "I had trouble with a cheque I wrote last week" Second American: "Did it bounce?" First American: "No, the bank did" Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies