A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all of you… Continue reading Train Ride
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Middle Aged Quick Wit
A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was… Continue reading Middle Aged Quick Wit
New Wallet Scam
Watch out for the new wallet scam going on Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you. Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously… Continue reading New Wallet Scam
How Fathers Think
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want… Continue reading How Fathers Think
Men strike back!
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should be opened when she brings it Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. Why do… Continue reading Men strike back!
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor.” –Abe Lemons “I wrote a novel this year called, ‘Shop Girl,’ and several producers came to me and wanted to turn it into a movie. And I said, ‘If you think you’re going to take this book and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tough Love vs. Spanking
A psychological conundrum Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.” One method that I found effective for me, is to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and… Continue reading Tough Love vs. Spanking
Be Strong Honey
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of… Continue reading Be Strong Honey
Uses of Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks… Continue reading Uses of Vaseline
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named FRANK who was visiting Phoenix, Durban, South Africa. "Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer… Continue reading Inexperienced Curry Taster