12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. “ Ted Walsh – Horse Racing… Continue reading Finest media double-entendres
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Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Shayne’s Stress Buster No. 8. Limit complaining in the tea room. While it is helpful to talk things over, there comes a point when rehashing negative feelings can just make you feel worse. By all means get things off your chest, but then put it behind you and return to more uplifting topics of conversation.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
New Wallet Scam
Watch out for the new wallet scam going on Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you. Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously… Continue reading New Wallet Scam
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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive………………. So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!! Why did the guru refuse novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication. An American journalist was stopped at a Russian Checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Homer Simpson Soundboard
A great way to hear some of the absolutely fabulous stuff Homer has said over the many years.
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Stress Buster No. 7 Watch you language. The words you use to describe an experience can determine its intensity. “Inconvenient” instead of “disaster”. “Excited” for “stressed”. “Fascinated” for “frustrated”. Try it, you’ll feel the difference. “I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Stress Buster No. 6 Don’t add to your stress. If you’re already stressed, this is not the time to take on extra work, renovate the house or end a relationship. Some things can wait. My friend and I were discussing where on our bodies would be the best place to apply the weight-loss patch we… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies