Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his… Continue reading Tiger Woods Jokes
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I was reading my class a story titled ‘The Magic School Bus.’ In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
These two girlfriends are very close, allowing them to be totally honest with each other. As one fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, she remarked, "I’m fat." "No, you’re not," the other scolded. "My hair is awful." "It looks just fine." "I’ve never looked worse," she whined. "Yes, you have,"… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
I’m On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) 
This is some funny shit! Only just thought of adding it here, these guys also do a great video called ‘Jizz in my Pants‘ Check out the Lonely Island YouTube channel and subscribe to get their latest videos.
Jizz In My Pants
My brother Jason showed me this video today and I haven’t been able to stop laughing about it since. Keep a look out for the facial expressions!
Twouble with Twitters
Thought this was pretty funny, great first scene – ‘just got to work’… more exciting than some tweets I’ve seen. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes English Chinese That’s not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I… Continue reading Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
UK Quiz Answers
Some of these are hilarious, I ended up crying with laughter…. enjoy UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University… Continue reading UK Quiz Answers
Gish
Funny stuff by a NZ comedian. Great covers, recipe really talented, so funny… Enjoy. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Babypu3kT68
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 33. Improve your laugh life. Add fun to the relationship by, meeting for lunch in an unusual place, leaving love notes around the house, going to comedy shows together, arranging a surprise party and sending funny emails to each other. “According to the Congressional Budget Office, Social Security will be completely depleted… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies