“I read this in the wall street journal today: The new trend in Christmas cards this year are ‘DVD cards’ – instead of a letter about your family and what you did this year, you put your yearly memories on a DVD which I really enjoy getting, you know why? They make great coasters.” –Jay… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies – Christmas Special
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What all woman want for Christmas
httpv://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA Show/Hide Lyrics Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I’m ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide… Continue reading What all woman want for Christmas
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented AreDementia — I Think I’ll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About MeManic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and… Continue reading Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A classic Christmas joke…. A few years ago it was a bad xmas for santa. Mrs Claus had left with a troll with a big xmas stocking, the toy making elves were on strike because the IR director had tried to put them on individual contracts, the sleigh needed new runners, the reindeers were hung… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What every man wants for Christmas
This is the hottest selling product this 2006 Christmas period for men aged 18 – 80. It’s the last remote any man will ever want, forget the TV or DVD remote, this little beauty will help you forget that you even have a TV. This universal X-Rated woman remote from JVC has been selling in… Continue reading What every man wants for Christmas