My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Gay Ray
Gay Ray goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, ‘ Ray , I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.’ Ray is devastated. ‘Doc, what can I do? Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,… Continue reading Gay Ray
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A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. ‘You are all part of our team now’, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. ‘You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees’. The cannibals promised they would… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Cake or death? 
httpv://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg Thorn2200, the user who posted this, is very talented and I think he’s done an awesome job of animating Eddie Lizzard’s stand-up comedy using Lego characters. Check out all his videos here.
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I’d had enough of my employees’ abusing their allotted break time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign on the bulletin board: "Starting immediately, your 15-minute breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes." My father, an Air Force Academy graduate, still retains a strict military code of ethics… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Shweeb @ Agroventures, Rotorua, NZ
My latest video posted on YouTube, made with the permission of Agroventures management. Very cool fun and would recommend to any thrill seekers. Especially those of you into your mountain biking and road cycling, the faster you go the further out you swing, it’s really quite a blast.
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What’s the difference between Australia Post and an elephant? Dunno! Well I won’t ask you to go and post a letter!! Q. Why did the boy take toilet paper to the party? A. He was a real party pooper!!!!! Q. What did they call winnie the poo when he got run over. A.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back." Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks. "I don’t know," the doctor replies. "It’s just a hunch." Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong!… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
