Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. Infact, just bugger off and leave me alone. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. No one is listening until… Continue reading Thoughts from Garfield
i’m bo yo 
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c This kid has some talent for word play. Very funny stuff
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight," says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Mootools horizontal DIV slider
This is an update to the original Mootools horizontal DIV slider I wrote back in December of 2007. It now uses the Mootools 1.2.3 Core and Fx.Slide from the More build. LATEST UPDATED: It now comes in two flavors, the original unordered list navigation and now the new next/previous buttons.
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest. Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases. Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us! Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
First glimpse at new addition 
We’d like to share with you all some great news! KIM IS PREGNANT!!! That’s right, number two is on the way and we couldn’t be any happier. I must admit it was some fine work on my behalf. It was a game of two halves, full of ups and downs and full credit to the… Continue reading First glimpse at new addition
Merry Christmas from the Hodges
The boys and girls over at JibJab have been busy improving on last years Elf Yourself. Last year it was a funny way of sending Christmas wishes to friends and family by uploading your face and cropping it to fit, then the application puts your face on a elf, dancing away to a Christmas song.… Continue reading Merry Christmas from the Hodges
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Sledging down the Kaituna
This morning Jason and I ventured out to Kaitiaki Adventures for a little white water sledging adventure down the Kaituna River. We arrived bang on 9am which is the time we were told to be there by, we then had to wait for the other customers to arrive as they were being picked up from… Continue reading Sledging down the Kaituna
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative. Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: "Customer is looking for two song titles: ‘Shovel Off Two Buffaloes’ and ‘Honey, Suck a Rose.’" My… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies