A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of… Continue reading Be Strong Honey
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Uses of Vaseline
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn’t have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a ‘for sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks… Continue reading Uses of Vaseline
Inexperienced Curry Taster
Notes from an inexperienced curry taster named FRANK who was visiting Phoenix, Durban, South Africa. "Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer… Continue reading Inexperienced Curry Taster
First Time Dad 
I thought this was rather good. This will be me soon! [coolplayer width=”400″ height=”272″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/FirstTimeDad.flv [/coolplayer]
7 Kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you… Continue reading 7 Kinds of Sex
Harvey and Gladys
Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. You know, Harvey, “she comments. “I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs dangle to my waist, my arms and legs… Continue reading Harvey and Gladys
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Dont you wish you could go down to your local chemist and pick up a pack of these…
Pregnancy Test
Thought this was a little topical, drug We ended up testing twice, order as we had an expired pregnancy test in the draw. Enjoy [coolplayer width=”480″ height=”380″ autoplay=”0″ loop=”0″ charset=”utf-8″ download=”0″ mediatype=””] http://adrianhodge.com/video/blonde_meets_apple.flv [/coolplayer]
Zidane’s Head Butt in World Cup Final
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New Magazine Cover
Just a funny cover of a magazine I got via email from a workmate ages ago, link just cleaning up my PC and thought it was worthy of addition to the blog. This is no reflection on my marriage, sale I love Kim, therapy she is such a cool person and we have so much… Continue reading New Magazine Cover