Category: Humour

Jokes, Video clips and funny photos and images from around the world. Something in here to please everyone.

New Words for 2007

SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps… Continue reading New Words for 2007

Train Ride

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all of you… Continue reading Train Ride

Middle Aged Quick Wit

A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. “This is great,” he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was… Continue reading Middle Aged Quick Wit

New Wallet Scam

Watch out for the new wallet scam going on Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you. Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously… Continue reading New Wallet Scam

How Fathers Think

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want… Continue reading How Fathers Think