Category: Humour

Jokes, Video clips and funny photos and images from around the world. Something in here to please everyone.

Nymphomaniac convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London and took his seat; as he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, ‘business trip or vacation?’… Continue reading Nymphomaniac convention

Who’s your daddy?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure… Continue reading Who’s your daddy?

Five or Nine Inches?

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says ‘Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.’ ‘You’re going to be OK, you’ll walk again, everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently… Continue reading Five or Nine Inches?

Haunting Questions

Worth thinking about… Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going to? Once you’re in heaven, do you… Continue reading Haunting Questions

Priceless

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to… Continue reading Priceless

Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers,… Continue reading Chinese Wedding Night

Finest media double-entendres

12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. “ Ted Walsh – Horse Racing… Continue reading Finest media double-entendres