Fabulous Friday Funnies

A true anecdote As we hurried out of the airport, I asked my partner to pick up a box of chocolates for Father’s Day while I collected the car. She picked up one already gift-wrapped. My 90-year-old father unwrapped this and opened the box to be greeted by chocolate figurines in all sorts of weird… Continue reading Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2011-09-05)

#Twitition Custom channel packages from SKYNZ http://t.co/2CIHOk1 # @dezdeemona Just setting them up for @rotoruaNZ's take over of @no1queenstcafe in reply to dezdeemona # 32GB White iPad 2 anyone? http://t.co/Y08i4OX # Sunday morning play (@ Boyes Park) http://t.co/6a8gPmq #

Tweets for the week (2011-08-29)

First trackday for the season! (@ Taupo Motorsport Park) http://t.co/p1snegO # Pleased to have got 7, look 600km from my last rear Michelin Pilot Powers 2CT (190/55/17). Only cost me 6.6c per kilometre! # @AaronM_NZ There's one for Facebook http://t.co/a3kwiVY so surely someone's done one for Twitter in reply to AaronM_NZ #

Tweets for the week (2011-08-22)

Getting a new fattie on the rear! (@ Moto City) [pic]: http://t.co/mi4olVF # #TGIF #fridayfunnies. Some great #jokes this week! Enjoy! http://t.co/qKDyTIp # #TGIF at my Cubicle HQ! (@ Rotorua District Council) [pic]: http://t.co/Nc4ZJWS # @SheldonNesdale Haha, sale cialis you're so screwed! #gottathinkofsomethingbetter in reply to SheldonNesdale #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room …"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2011-08-15)

Here's some footage of the #snowmageddon in Rotorua this morning http://t.co/7ZZPge2 # @stevenjdesign Yeah, denture I think we won't get quite the dumping you're received… in reply to stevenjdesign # @stevenjdesign I'm hoping it'll snow here in @rotoruaNZ today! in reply to stevenjdesign # Our new local Fush & Chups! (@ Ranolf Fish & Chips)… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-08-15)

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. Little Donna was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you doing there, Donna?" "My goldfish died," replied little Donna… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies