The Fabulous Friday Funnies

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60’s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face … My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2011-10-10)

Finally! http://t.co/Sh1xlSnp # I just became the mayor of Boyes Park on @foursquare! http://t.co/xe2QzfOL # I just unlocked the "Babysitter" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/2ez8yeD4 # I just ousted @davejbishop as the mayor of Bunnings on @foursquare! http://t.co/XTiQwWjm #

Tweets for the week (2011-10-03)

Zac Guildford's gonna be hitting the piss tonight after that try! #RWC2011 #AllBlacks # @Adobe @adobenz @adobe_care Yes, arthritis hope your activation server is back up an running. Will be using it tomorrow morning in 23hrs in reply to Adobe # Worst experience with @adobenz today, couple of hrs on hold, activation server down, couldn't… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-10-03)

Tweets for the week (2011-09-26)

Having a play with the new Facebook Timeline. It's much nicer! http://t.co/gehHLq30 # I'm at Rotorua International Stadium for Russia vs. Ireland (Devon St. W, anesthetist Hillcrest) [pic]: http://t.co/4M379jm2 # I'm at Rotorua International Stadium (Devon St, sale Pukehangi Rd, treatment Rotorua) w/ 8 others http://t.co/eyV1tGbI # I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/kV7djm7m YouTube S4… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-09-26)

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Tweets for the week (2011-09-19)

Arrrr! I be capt'n of this fine sailing vessel ye scurvy landlubbers! (@ Rotorua District Council) http://t.co/3O1ZJCMk # I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/lptN2Ezj The moment Quade Cooper lost to Ireland # I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/OS65yMSP Quade Cooper puts Wallabies under pressure vs Ireland # Joking aside, apoplectic I'd give the #HTCChaCha to… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-09-19)

Tweets for the week (2011-09-12)

@ZCJustin All that money, order and no sense! in reply to ZCJustin # @villageprnz Looks like you've got your hands full with this client! http://t.co/u11ySGr # Monday in Rotorua! (@ Rotorua District Council) http://t.co/dn65pwJ # I just ousted @davejbishop as the mayor of Rotorua District Library on @foursquare! http://t.co/CfpxD5W # What a Dagg! #RWC2011 #NZL… Continue reading Tweets for the week (2011-09-12)