Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do! I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?… Continue reading Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old
Month: August 2009
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A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his pay cheque. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
2009 Suzuki SFV650 Gladius 
Today I had the chance to take out a demo 2009 Suzuki SFV650 Gladius from Boyd Motorcycles in Hamilton. First impressions were not too bad, some similar styling and performance to my brother in law’s Triumph Street Triple. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Iz0xlLDpjU
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A primary school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to debating the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster. “No,”said another, “he’s just… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk… Continue reading How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I’m On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)
This is some funny shit! Only just thought of adding it here, these guys also do a great video called ‘Jizz in my Pants‘ Check out the Lonely Island YouTube channel and subscribe to get their latest videos.
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True story Last night my grandson, who is 13, asked me if I knew anyone who was in World War II. I told him that the first one that sprung to my mind was my Dad. He then asked me if he came out of it alive!!! My friend wanted a boat more than anything.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A guy sees a beautiful, young woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?" "Well," she says looking him up and down, "for the first half of it, I wasn’t even born." A friend’s young daughter heard a riddle in kindergarten… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies