Stress Buster No. 16 Set Priorities Ask yourself often during the day, “What is the best use of my time right now?†Some Puns History is clumsy, it makes to many eras. When women enter middle age it give men a pause. Only kings worry about a receding heir line. Police were called into a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: June 2007
Rattray Raglan Retreat 
Well, after a short stop over in our own bed after driving all night from Wellington, we were completed wacked! We returned to Rotorua after our trip down to Punakaiki for the Hodge Family ‘get together’ 2007. We got in at 1am and slept till 7am when Joshua woke. It was a chance to quickly… Continue reading Rattray Raglan Retreat
Joshua’s First Words 
Audio taken from Joshua the other night. [audio:JoshuaTalking.mp3] Note how he doesn’t respond to Dad, but Mum gets a reply straight away.
Why doesn’t everyone use English?
Check out these photos from weirdly named products from around the world… Ok, viagra so… they are mostly from Asia. Good for a quick laugh…
Chinese Wedding Night
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers,… Continue reading Chinese Wedding Night
Finest media double-entendres
12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. “ Ted Walsh – Horse Racing… Continue reading Finest media double-entendres
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Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Hodge ‘get together’ 2007 – Punakaiki
It’s now Thursday, and we’ve been in Punakaiki for 4 days. We’ve been staying with my parents who manage the Paparoa Park Motels. The weather has been so so, but you can’t expect tropical temperatures on the west coast, especially in winter. It’s been great spending time with the family, as we get together every… Continue reading Hodge ‘get together’ 2007 – Punakaiki
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Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies