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Category: Humour
Jokes, Video clips and funny photos and images from around the world. Something in here to please everyone.
What all woman want for Christmas 
httpv://www.youtube.com/v/1dmVU08zVpA Show/Hide Lyrics Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I’m ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide… Continue reading What all woman want for Christmas
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented AreDementia — I Think I’ll be Home for ChristmasNarcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About MeManic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and… Continue reading Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
Telemarketer Nightmare 
Have a listen to this, buy cialis what an absolutely awesome idea. Damm funny! [audio:Telemarketer_Nightmare.mp3]
Think before you lie
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes… Continue reading Think before you lie
What every man wants for Christmas 
This is the hottest selling product this 2006 Christmas period for men aged 18 – 80. It’s the last remote any man will ever want, forget the TV or DVD remote, this little beauty will help you forget that you even have a TV. This universal X-Rated woman remote from JVC has been selling in… Continue reading What every man wants for Christmas
The Dangers of Having a Cheeky One
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out – both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would… Continue reading The Dangers of Having a Cheeky One
Men strike back!
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should be opened when she brings it Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A. Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. Why do… Continue reading Men strike back!
Tough Love vs. Spanking
A psychological conundrum Most of America’s populace think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of “those moments.” One method that I found effective for me, is to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and… Continue reading Tough Love vs. Spanking
Time for a bit of Q&A
These come care of Jane, my sister-in-law Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit?… Continue reading Time for a bit of Q&A