Gay Ray goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, ‘ Ray , I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.’ Ray is devastated. ‘Doc, what can I do? Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,… Continue reading Gay Ray
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes English Chinese That’s not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I… Continue reading Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
UK Quiz Answers
Some of these are hilarious, I ended up crying with laughter…. enjoy UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you. BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University… Continue reading UK Quiz Answers
Father of one of my kids?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind travels… Continue reading Father of one of my kids?
The Genie
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf…..Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologise and see how… Continue reading The Genie
Absolute best Little Johnny joke
Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad… Continue reading Absolute best Little Johnny joke
Christmas Drinking Guide
Got this email today and thought it was very good. I know someone who could use a guide like this when they go out into town in Rotorua. Hope you all have a great Christmas festive season and a prosperous new year. Don’t drink and drive and enjoy what fine weather we may have. SYMPTOM… Continue reading Christmas Drinking Guide
Why men don’t write advice columns
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to… Continue reading Why men don’t write advice columns
Hell explained by chemistry student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives… Continue reading Hell explained by chemistry student