Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them. A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "Please God, save my only grandson! I beg of you, bring him back." And… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I’m going to a lecture." "And who is going to give a lecture… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What’s the difference between Australia Post and an elephant? Dunno! Well I won’t ask you to go and post a letter!! Q. Why did the boy take toilet paper to the party? A. He was a real party pooper!!!!! Q. What did they call winnie the poo when he got run over. A.… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Father of one of my kids?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do you know me?’ To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’ Now his mind travels… Continue reading Father of one of my kids?