My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60’s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face … My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies
One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived. The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer for?" The man said, "For my strawberries." The boy replied, "Well at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries."