A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers,… Continue reading Chinese Wedding Night
Author: Adrian Hodge
Finest media double-entendres
12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. “ Ted Walsh – Horse Racing… Continue reading Finest media double-entendres
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 15 Go for colour. Why do so many people wear black? Avoid black, grey and brown, those colours might look smart but won’t enhance your mood. Wear red, yellow, green, blue and pink to lift your mood, choose colours that make you smile. The following conversation took place one morning between a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Hodge ‘get together’ 2007 – Punakaiki 
It’s now Thursday, and we’ve been in Punakaiki for 4 days. We’ve been staying with my parents who manage the Paparoa Park Motels. The weather has been so so, but you can’t expect tropical temperatures on the west coast, especially in winter. It’s been great spending time with the family, as we get together every… Continue reading Hodge ‘get together’ 2007 – Punakaiki
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 14. Ask for help We sometimes expect that people around us should see that we are overwhelmed and offer us help. Most people have no idea how we are feeling, but will gladly help if asked A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Clothing Tag
Update 8th June ’07
Aren’t you lucky, getting two episodes of the funnies in one short week! Big shout out goes out to my brother from another mother, James Reid, who is turning 28 tomorrow (Saturday 9 th ). Congratulations brother, I hope Norah spoils you rotten and you have an awesome weekend! And of course my dad, who… Continue reading Update 8th June ’07
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 14. Be optimistic This means expecting the most favourable result from your own actions. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night she seemed upset. “What happened, Mother?” the daughter asked. “I had to slap his face three… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Stress Buster No. 13. Get a pet. Surveys consistently show that pets can slow your heart rate, lower your blood pleasure and help us sleep better. Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian mother might chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, “Eat your dinner, or I’ll kill you.” A… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Update 25th May ’07
Well, on behalf of my family, i just want to thank Alan, Alex and the team here at TUMONZ, both present and past, for all the great times we’ve shared over the past five years and to wish them all the best for their endevours in the future. Check out me filling the staff swimming… Continue reading Update 25th May ’07